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Every Two and a Half Men scene, ever.

  • Charlie Sheen: *walks into lounge room with messed-up hair*
  • Charlie Sheen: "Hello Jon Cryer, I had sexual intercourse last night."
  • Audience: *laugh track*
  • Jon Cryer: "Hello Charlie Sheen, I did not have sexual intercourse last night."
  • Audience: *laugh track*
  • Fat kid: "Dad, what is sexual intercourse?"
  • Jon Cryer: "I would not know, as I did not have sexual intercourse last night."
  • Audience: *laugh track*
  • Charlie Sheen: "You never have sexual intercourse, Jon Cryer. It is because you are sensible."
  • Audience: *laugh track*
  • Fat kid: "Housemaid, what is sexual intercourse?"
  • Housemaid: "Ask your mother, fat kid."
  • Fat kid: "Oh, bother."
  • Audience: *laugh track, cut to ad break*

Everything reminds me of you.

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So close.

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Fuck.

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